My girl friend is an Alien
- Episode 03 - My girl friend is an Alien
What do you want to do?
Don't go...
Don't go to the hospital.
Please.
Why is it so cold on the earth?
OK.
The materials
say
"Lie" means warmth.
Among the people I have met,
it seems that...
you, you are the warmest one.
Where is Xiaoqi now?
That girl...
They two
have already...
What are you doing here?
Where is Fang Lie?
I wanted to ask you.
How did you get him here?
And how did you make yourself
into a cold one like last night?
I...
I went to the refrigeratory to bring something yesterday,
and I got a cold then.
Got a cold?
Full of nonsense.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to take it seriously.
You said that you got such a cold in the refrigeratory?
Yes, a serious cold.
Yes.
Where are my gloves?
Get it.
I won't ask you about Fang Lie.
I have to remind you at last.
Don't approach him again.
You are not from the same world .
What's wrong with that?
We are even from different planets.
Stupid mankind.
Mr. Fang, please come here when you are free.
You are always welcomed.
Who wants him to visit.
Xiaoqi,
you were tired last night, right?
What do you want to eat?
You can order anything on the menu.
And you don't have to pay for it.
It's my treat.
Come on.
Anyway we are going to get rich.
Get rich?
What?
My masterpiece.
Excellent CEO and delivery girl.
had a warm story in the warehouse.
His hands... Why could his hands touch me?
Why he wasn't afraid of my low temperature?
If this blockbuster news is sent out,
you will get famous.
No way. You can't send this photo out.
What are you doing?What are you doing?
Why did you delete it?
Poor girl.
You're only one step away from marrying into a rich family.
My photo...
Brother.
I don't look into yesterday
when you beat up the security guard and ran away.
Business is business.
Give me an explanation.
I have nothing to explain.
I am locked up in the house everyday.
It would be nice to be able to draw something.
Fang Lie.
If you continue behaving like this,
I have to stop the exhibition.
You can stop it.
The world is so big,
I want to wander.
You can get out now.
brother.
I know that you have put a lot of effort
into my exhibition.
But every time I think of
that my painting is going to be marked with a clear price,
I feel unhappy.
It tearnished my dream as an artist.
Amateurs talk about art,
artists talk about money.
You're an art amateur at best.
So you always talk about your dream.
No, brother.
You can doubt my character,
but you can't question my work.
Your brother, I ,
am a painter who won a prize in Paris.
As long as you have a little doubt about my work,
please refer to my famous work,
"Flower Concealment".
You haven't forgotten about that woman now?
What?
"Flower Concealment" stood out
by the fog of falsehood and reality.
But what you really wanted to highlight
was the daisies in the corner, right?
If I remember correctly,
daisies represent hidden love.
When did you make it out?
It's unimportant.
What is improtant
is that either you continue
to maintain your relationship with that woman,
and continue to create,
or you forget what happened before
and start your work and life again.
Besides,
don't play with the delivery guy.
After all,such a simple-minded woman,
once she gets serious,
we can't imagine what crazy things she would do.
Brother.
do you think it's suitable for you to say that to me?
You have to review
how many nondescript women you have played with.
Dare you say that again?
Am I wrong?
Take him out.
Brother, brother!
Stop now.
Stop, stop.
Miss.
Who are you looking for?
I'm looking for Fang leng.
Sorry. Mr. Fang is busy now.
If you want to visit him,
you have to make an appointment first.
Thank you.
Looks like I'm gonna have to do it my own way.
I've been kidnapped.
Please call the police.
When I become the boss,
I'll give you a promotion and a raise.
Brother, why do you treat your brother like this?
Don't you feel sorry abouy it?
Since you want to achieve your funny dream,
you have to pay enough price.
You are here.
I'm here.
Great.
It's likely to be freezed again,
but I have to see for myself
whether he is special.
Come, come here.
I'm going to check out
whether you are from my planet.
Are you going to
have a fight with me?
Xiaoqi, leave now.
You can't defeat my brother.
He has a teakwondo black belt.
Even I can't defeat him.
Fang Lie.
You can't go!
Fang Lie!
You can't leave.
Fang Lie!
You can't go! I haven't solved out with you!
Have you had enough?
No, I haven't checked out yet.
Let me check it out.
Just after a night,
do you want to get close to Fang Lie so much?
Are you going to help him
or hurt him?
As expected.
As long as he touches me,
I can't use my super power.
Answer me!
You are the one I'm looking for.
Me?
Do you have a feeling that we are the same type?
You and I?
The same type?
I have thought about many possibilities.
Or
you are a spy from Cape Town
to earth.
Or
you must have something to do with the announciator.
That's why there are so many strange qualities in you.
Which one?
Do you want the truth?
Listen carefully now.
I have only one feeling.
That is you are neuropathy.
You always live in your own world,
and say something that no one can understand.
You say that you are an alien, right?
Then go back to your planet right now.
You are not welcomed by earth.
Looks like I am not welcomed by earthlings here.
But why do I feel
that he is same as me?
Obviously, my kind has already fainted here
because it was't accilimatized.
That Fang leng
is still roaming at large on earth,
and living happily.
I'm angry.
Wake up.
Wake up!
I don't know if Fang Lie is still here or not.
Mr. Fang, we already have someone follow Fang Lie.
Mr. Fang,
you don't look good.
The conference this afternoon...
I'm OK.
Hand over the conference materials to me.
OK.
Mr. Han,
what's this?
This...
This materials have been in your office for a long time.
It's impossible for an outsider to go in.
Call the security department.
Put Chai Xiaoqi's name on the blacklist.
Don't allow her to come in again.
OK.
Mr. Fang,
the schedule of the special guests
has been sent here.
Filner will come to China too.
I remember
that the reason why he refused to attend our exhibition
is to meet an important friend.
Attend the conference in my place in the afternoon.
I'd like to meet
Filner's important friend.
OK.
Poor Fang Lie.
No one knows where he is locked up by Fang leng.
Sir,
your delivery is here.
What?
Put it out of the door?
OK, fine.
Remember to give a five-star praise.
Xiaoqi?
Prince!
Come in.
Aren't you afraid
that Fang leng will find you here?
The most dangerous place
is the safest place.
Don't move.
Sounds reasonable.
Since you have run away,
why are you still painting?
Because I like painting.
And my brother didn't make me paint it.
No matter what happened,
and no matter how down I feel,
as long as I paint,
I will get better.
I have to tell you
that I don't paint portraits easily.
Last time I paint a portrait is in middle school.
Who did you paint?
Just a friend.
It's rare for you to come.
I feel extremely flattered.
Didn't Miss Jiang make me here on purpose?
What do you mean?
Since we met last time,
we haven't seen each other.
But I remembered
that you said you would come by.
So you made use of Filner to get me here?
Looks like you found out anyway.
I just dislike
that one forgets what he promised to me.
I heard
that Filner had access to Fang Lie's work
because of the introduction of a Chinese curator.
Is it you?
Mr. Fang is well-in-formed.
Why do you help Fang Lie?
Nothing.
It's rare to see such a talented Chinese painter.
Be in a foreign country,
of course I have to help him.
But it is said
that Filner is a man of great principle.
With Fang Lie's present work,
I'm afraid it's still hard to persuade him to show up.
Fang Lie's work is really not as good as it used to be.
In public he might not agree to show up,
But in private...
Do you have any ideas?
The so-called artists in the world,
and their so-called rules,
are just watercooler moment.
There is always a way
to shake their hearts and break the rules.
I didn't expect we have the unanimous opinion.
If you can invite him to show up,
there must be a lot of thanks.
You can call me Jiang Xue.
If I succeed,
I will get what I deserve
from you.
Do we know each other?
Do you like the old-fashioned way of talking, don't you?
Relax.
I'm not one of your girlfriends.
Or I would stand out first
on your marriage day
to settle with you.
Finished.
Let me see!
Magic mirror. Magic mirror.
Please tell Xiaoqi,
who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
How?
Do you like it?
These are your eyes
and this is your mouth.
Wait a minute.
I have to polish it here.
It's called blossom in lip.
You always say honeyed word
and make girls happy.
Happiness is the most important.
Ms. Zhou,
are you satisfied with this strength?
Fine.
Don't keep me guessing.
What do you want?
Could you help me to activate my card?
I'm so poor that I can only eat soil recently.
Really?
OK.
So frankly?
I will activate your card tomorrow.
Promise me you won't hold any exhibition,
and go to the company without a struggle.
Well...
This is business between my brother and me.
You and dad promised not to interrupt.
Can I not interrupt?
If you still behave like this,
the company will be taken over by Fang leng.
Mom,
did you watch too much soap opera?
But,
I really don't want to hold the exhibition.
My idea is different from brother's.
Really?
Lie,
you can use your card tomorrow.
Fantastic! Mom!
Mother is the kindest in the world!
Lie.
What?
That woman is Fang leng's blind date partner?
Yes.
Jiang Xue
is the only daughter of Jiang's.
But strangely,
they don't know each other
at last date.
But judging from that photo,
they have met once.
Even if they are not friends,
they should not be strangers.
I have to tell you
that there is something in Jiang Xue.
So,
find a chance for us
to meet each other.
OK.
I'll try.
I can't find Mr. Fang Lie anywhere.
I didn't expect him to go back
and leave a picture.
Fang Lie never draws portraits.
I didn't expect that Chai Xiaoqi has something.
Mr. Fang.
How can you make out that this is Xiaoqi?
To my lifesaver,
Xiaoqi.
Maybe,
we can have a talk with Xiaoqi.
I can see
that she cares about Fang Lie.
From tomorrow on,
start ordering lunch at that restaurant
and ask Xiaoqi to deliver.
I won't believe
that she would have time to approach Fang Lie
with so many take-out to deliver.
OK.
Besides,
How is the project
about the guests Jiang Xue is in charge of?
Some of them have contacted us continuously.
We are discussing conditions now.
OK.
Be careful.
OK.
Xiaoqi, I have to tell you
that these big cases
are for employees.
This is extremely important.
This is specially made for Mr. Fang,
do you know?
Today,
you must meet Mr. Fang.
Or you go there for nothing.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Oh my god.
There is no delivery like this.
Mr. Fang is the super VVVIP of our restaurant.
It's normal for him to have some special requirements.
Not only do you have to deliver it there by yourself,
but you also have to watch him finish his meal.
Do you know?
Yes.
I will complete the task.
Wait.
Where are you going?
I'm delivering the take outs.
How do you go there?
On foot.
It's impossible.
Look.
I specially prepared a motorcycle for you.
This motorcycle,
I don't usually offer.
Come here.
This time,
it's all because of our super VVVIP.
This is extremely important.
Protect it with your life.
This meal is with you.
If it loses,
you don't have to go back here.
Do you know?
Go.
What's wrong?
Oh my god.
Excuse me.
Sorry, sorry.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Sorry, sorry.
Excuse me.
What's wrong with her?
Sorry.
What a wicked person!
The manhole cover is opened!
What should I do?
Get out.
OK.
Jessy.
Call the canteen.
Let them continue working.
OK.
What about our lunch?
I will settle with the restaurant myself.
OK.
Why has she stayed there for half an hour?
The delivery guy is one meter away from you.
Xiaoqi.
Who?
Who called me?
You're just in time.
I protected your meal well.
But my hands are dirty now.
Take it yourself.
Remember to give a five-star praise.
Come up.
I'll send you to the hospital.
This guy
is not so bad as I thought.
Come up.
What are you thinking about in your strange mind?
I don't have to go to the hospital.
I'm not hurt.
It is the motorcycle and the take-outs
that hurt.
The delivery man is zero meter away from you.
You are so clumsy.
Just delivering a take-out.
No.
That...
That was an accident.
I promise
this will never happen again next time.
There is no need.
I have stopped ordering.
Why?
There are still 15 minutes left.
Do you think you can deliver those take-outs
to my company in 15 minutes?
Of course.
If it hadn't been for the motor,
I would have delivered these take-outs more than enough.
Don't you think you need a cleaning now?
It's embarrassing of you to lookk like this.
Embarrassing is better than losing my job.
Come here.
Wait, wait.
Where are we going?
No.
Mr. Fang, I have tasks to complete.
I have to deliver the take-outs.
If you want to keep your job,
listen to me.
No resistance.
And no answer-back.
Mr. Fang, what kind of clothes are you looking for?
You can tell us.
Not me.
It's her.
Sorry.
I just came back from the sewer.
It smells bad now.
I'm leaving first.
Mr. Fang.
I...
This one.
OK.
And this one.
OK.
And this one.
OK.
Besides,
where is the nearest shower room?
What time is it now?
I don't have time to take a shower.
I have to deliver take-outs.
Mr. Fang, let me deliver them please.
Where?
Follow me, please.
Mr. Fang.
This is the dormitory of our mall staff.
No one will disturb you.
Mr. Fang, we are leaving first.
Wait, wait.
Change those clothes into size XS.
Add a button to the dress.
Leave the white one here.
But...
You haven't tried them now.
Do what she said.
Mr. Fang.
Maybe I should help them.
I'm going to help them.
Do you want to run away?
You are acquiescing under pressure after first refusing.
Mr. Fang,
there are only 5 minutes left.
Even if you don't bother about my arriving late,
the system will record it.
Can you shut up?
Do you forget the smelly water in the sewer?
I...
Come here.
It's too late.
I beg you...
Get cleaned right now.
I...
Gosh.
My take-outs...
Xiaoqi.
You...
Why are you still moving?
It's really because of you?!
No, I don't know.
What... What because of me?
Not me.
I... I... I don't know.
It's late for you to pretend to be unknown.
Tell me what happened.
Is it my hallucination or reality?
Tell me!
Xiaoqi.
UFO!
Rude!
Sorry.
What do you want to do?
Were you always here just now?
Of course.
It's impossible.
Don't change the subject.
Be honest.
Do you want to do something wrong on me?
I can't make it clear to you.
I'm tired, I'm leaving now.
Wait.
You peeped me taking a shower.
Do you think it's nothing?
The time you came to my house,
didn't you peep me take a shower?
I... I... I was not on purpose.
So what?
That's different.
So what do you want?
You can't stop your lunch plan.
Then I'll let it go.
Wait!
Do you agree?
Listen.
You can't tell anyone
about what happened today.
I give the car downstairs to you
as my apology.
You can drive it to deliver take-outs.
What's this?
I heard you had a hallucination?
But I didn't expect it
to get so bad.
Do you have any ideas?
It depends on what idea you want.
A permanent control.
We even don't know why it happens.
How can it be permanently controlled?
Advice?
Two pieces.
First,
you should ignore it
and continue your life.
And pay attention to controling your emotions.
Don't be affected by hallucination.
Second,
accept it.
Hallucinations
is just one form of your amnesia.
It's a part of you.
You should learn to look for petterns in hallucinations
and find how to cure it.
In hallucinations,
there is always a woman called Xiaoqi.
And I have a familiar feeling
about her.
Look.
Maybe
she
is the special woman for you.
I don't know if the feeling is real or not.
Because I met another woman
who is similiar to me.
And I'm familiar with her too.
But when I looked up the memory bank,
I found nothing between us.
They two,
one represents your reality,
one represents your subconscious.
Whether you choose to live in reality
or you choose to adapt to hallucinations,
you have to find a lifestyle
that is suitable for you.
It's up to you.
I don't have to choose.
I won't let myself
become a crazy neuropathy.
This one.
OK.
- And this one. - OK.
And this one.
OK.
Actually Fang leng
is not that bad.
Maybe it wasn't kind of me
to scare him with my power that day.
Xiaobu.
Put me beneath the sunshine.
I have to let the poisoned wine evaporate quickly.
Do you feel better now?
I'm still dizzy.
It's all my fault.
Those male models at the club were really out of line.
They even made a tortoise drunk.
Men on earth
are all bad guys.
Maybe we can't say that.
In fact,
there are some good men,
such as Fang Lie
and Fang leng.
What?
The voltage appears again.
Xiaobu.
Looks like I'm going to have a crash.
Xiaoqi, you must control yourself.
Xiaobu.
On earth, more handsome men are, more dangerous they are.
Never let they know that you are an alien.
Or you will be like me in the future...
Xiaobu, Xiaobu!
Xiaoqi.
Who are you talking to?
Nope.
Ms. Chai,
are you going outdoors?
No.
I find that you have few clothes,
so I bring some specially for you.
When I fell in love those days,
I also spent a lot.
But your stature
might be different from mine...
Try on first.
Ms. Chai.
You are the best on the earth...
I
refuse honeyed words.
If you really want to thank me,
you should deliver well from tomorrow on.
We have to make Mr. Fang
feel our sincerity
from his body to heart.
No problem!
Try the clothes on now.
Mr. Fang.
These are the paintings that were sold
when Fang Lie was studying abroad.
Put them on the exhibition,
and the pressure on works later
can also be reduced a lot.
Good.
But I haven't seen these works before.
How did you find them?
Thanks to Miss Jiang Xue.
Jiang Xue?
Besides,
she has also invited several curators
to improve the exhibition.
Jiang Xue...
I can't figure her out.
Make an appointment with her.
She has just taken over with public relationshiip department.
If you want to meet with her,
I'll tell her to stay for a while.
OK.
After I finish the video-conference today,
I can meet with her.
Mr. Fang will come soon.
You two hace a tacit understanding.
I heard that you were involved in the exhibition.
Just do a little favor.
I didn't expect you to know exhibitions well.
Did you and Fang Lie
know each other?
Fang Lie?
Fang leng's brother?
Yes.
No.
What about Fang leng?
Before the blind date,
did you know him?
Uncle Kang, are you kidding?
If I knew him,
I would not break his car.
What's wrong with you?
I'm dizzy.
Sorry,
I drove fast just now.
I failed to control myself.
Don't worry
After the delivery,
you can have a vacation.
Great!
Wait.
What are you doing here?
Right.
Xiaoqi.
Put them down first.
Now,
bring Mr. Fang's take-out to him
by your own.
Understand?
I'm OK. I have a great strength.
I'll send these to the staff canteen first.
Come back.
Are you fool?
Do you see
that the female staffs here are wearing wrapped skirts
and wriggling.
In my opinion,
they are licking their chaps
and hankering after Mr. Fang.
But they don't expect that
Mr. Fang is picked up
by a delivery girl like you.
Pick up?
I didn't pick up anthing.
I mean this.
Although Mr. Fang is a little unfaithful,
he is generous to his girlfriend.
He has given you a car,
which obviously means that he is chasing you.
Chasing me?
He can't.
There is someone I like.
I'm going to give the key back to him.
Finish your work first.
Work first and then private,do you understand?
Keep smiling.
What about business department?
What's the starting date
of your respecitive projects?
And what about the ending date?
How's the project progressing now?
Who is in charge of exporting?
Tell me.
Mr. Fang.
It's time for lunch now.
Then please sign the receipt of the take-outs.
Get out.
I'll put it down and leave.
Besides,
can you stop chasing me?
You like me so much,
which will cause me trouble.
Are your eyes for excretion?
Don't you see I'm working now?
I don't see.
And you just said
that I like you?
Yes.
I drove your car to deliver take-outs today.
And then,
they say that you are chasing me.
They are blind.
You don't know anything about yourself?
So you don't like me?
Listen.
No matter in hallucinations or reality,
I don't want to see you again anymore.
Then I'm relaxed.
Or it would bother me.
In order not to bother you,
from now on,
you don't have to deliver lunch for me.
As long as you can see me in 10 miles,
please evacuate immediately.
OK.
Eat your lunch now.
So I don't have to see you again
if I come back for the package.
I told you that I don't want to eat now.
After I eat it later,
I will ask Mr. Han to send it back.
What are you doing?
Ms. Chai told me
that even though it is a small work,
it should reflect the service quality of our restaurant.
Although it might be my last work,
I will do my duty
to complete it.
I told you I didn't want to eat.
It will drip on your clothes.